Afterwork at "Mellow", sure. After several hours and a very hefty tab, the alarm goes of and I need to get my arse in gear. I feel like roadkill and look like I'd been dragged through a hedge backwards. It's times like this I wish I was Muslim and could just throw on a burka. My own reflection in the bathroom mirror hurts my retina.

Memo to self: do NOT go to bed with wet hair and without removing make-up...unless you want to look like Edward Sissorhands.