Christ! I'm so hungry right now. No joke, my stomach is making loud squeeling noices. Tonight I'm gonna make ternderloin steak, sautéed potatoes with a red wine glace.

Oh, and by the way, my bump on the forehead - which I by the way aquired from smacking my head agains the wall...literally (don't ask!) - is now a nice shade of light blue... really compliments my eyes.
Looks fu*king ridiculous!