Top ten lies men tell:
1. Nothing's wrong, I'm fine
2 This will be my last pint
3. No, your bum doesn't look big in that (I knew it!!)
4. I had no signal
5. My battery died
6. Sorry, I missed your call
7. I didn't have that much to drink
8. I'm on my way
9. It wasn't that expensive
10. I'm stuck in traffic

Top ten lies women tell:
1. Nothing's wrong, I'm fine
2. Oh, this isn't new, I've had it ages
3. It wasn't that expensive
4. It was in the sale
5. I'm on my way
6. I don't know where it is, I haven't touched it
7. I didn't have that much to drink
8. I've got a headache
9. No, I didn't throw it away
10. Sorry, I missed your call

According to a recent study, men tell 42 lies a week in average, this is apperantly twice as many as women. Any one care to comment??