Fick höra denna vits i helgen, den är så förbannat tråkig. En anka kommer in på en krog. Sätter sej på barstolen och frågar krögaren:
Ankan - har du bröd?
Krögaren - nej, jag har inget bröd.
Ankan -har du bröd?
Krögaren - nej, jag har inget bröd!
Ankan - Har du bröd?
Krögaren - Jag har inget jävla bröd, frågar du en gång till spikar jag fast näbben och dina vingar i bardisken!
Ankan - har du spik?
Krögaren - nej, hör du illa, jag har inga spik!
Ankan - har du bröd?
Ankan - har du bröd?
Krögaren - nej, jag har inget bröd.
Ankan -har du bröd?
Krögaren - nej, jag har inget bröd!
Ankan - Har du bröd?
Krögaren - Jag har inget jävla bröd, frågar du en gång till spikar jag fast näbben och dina vingar i bardisken!
Ankan - har du spik?
Krögaren - nej, hör du illa, jag har inga spik!
Ankan - har du bröd?
I woke up last night to the loudest bang, I was convienced a bomb had gone off. Then I heard the rain, pelting down on the window, and then another one. We're talking serious thunderstorm! It was sooo loud.
I like it though. Love to cuddle up in the sofa, with a blanket. Light candles and just listen. It's just so powerful, makes you feel kinda puny. Thunderstorms over the ocean are the best ones. It lights up the sea and the colours are amazing. So I feel a bit tired today, couldn't fall bak to sleep, it was way to intense!
I like it though. Love to cuddle up in the sofa, with a blanket. Light candles and just listen. It's just so powerful, makes you feel kinda puny. Thunderstorms over the ocean are the best ones. It lights up the sea and the colours are amazing. So I feel a bit tired today, couldn't fall bak to sleep, it was way to intense!
Today I start my new healthy regime. I'm usually pretty good, but lately, or should I say over the past month or so my lifestyle has been somewhat excessive. I havn't been to the gym in over a month, I've smoked more cigarettes this past month than I've done through out the whole year, I've drunk way to much alcohol and slept to far to little. It's all been worth it...believe me.I'm gonna take long walks by the sea, do hardcore sessions at the gym, eat healthy, have early nights, no more smoking and cut out alcohol for a while.
Hasta luego
Vickan had a crayfish party on saturday. Good fun. I ate so much! It's a good thing it's only once a year, otherwise I'd probably over eat.
It's cosy. Love the funny hats, the laterns and stupid songs. Her brother had the best one, unfortunately it's impossible to try and explain. But my god, I laughed so hard my jaw acctually hurt the next morning.
Spent Sunday trying to get back to Malmö. Had to take the bus and train, two hours later...christ.
Went for dinner at Cecilias yesterday. Kinda sad. She's selling her apartement and it was probably the last time we were there. Gonna miss it!
Morning. Had a really shitty nightsleep. Coughing, tossing and turning and really weird dreams. So I feel a bit off today. The sun is out though so I'm gonna try and catch some rays this afternoon. Can't believe my holidays are almost over. Start working on Monday and I have to admit, I'm not looking forward to it at all.
I've had a really good summer, one of the best in many years. I've had almost five weeks of in a row which has never happened before. I so needed it. Feels a bit like summer is over, but that's not true. We get some great indian summer nights all the way in to October if we're lucky, so I'm really gonna try and make the most of it.
Anyhow, gonna hit the shower now and have some breakfast. Talk to u's later.
Xox
So, apparently, according to the doctor, I got pneumonia. In your face freaky nurse!
Great, managed to get a doctors appointment for tomorrow morning. Why is it that when you call up and speak to the nurse they always sounds really sceptic, like they don't believe you.
Phone call to doctors surgery:
Me: - Hello, I need to see a doctor asap please.
Nurse: - Why? (I can feel her eyes squinting)
Me: - Cause I'm sick....(duhh)
Nurse: - Whats wrong with you?
Me: - I'm coughing my lungs out.
Nurse: - Is it a chest infection?
Me: - How would I know, that's why I need to see a doctor... (christ!)
Nurse: - Are you coughing?
Me: - eeeh YES..
Nurse: - ok, I think you might need to see the doctor.
Me: - Really, you think!
Nurse: - 9.20 am tomorrow, is that ok?
Me: - Perfect! ... (weirdo)
And I mean that in a litteral sense. Been coughing all night. I cough so much my coccyx hurt! How the hell is that possible?? It's not normal.. I feel severly sleep deprived and I think I let my appetite in Marbella. And to top it all of I have to do laundry! Yeeeaay!
I'm gonna need more coffee...
I'm not sure were to start. I've never been there before so I didn't quite know what to expect. Cc been telling me all about it but still, it's kinda hard to imagine. But nothing prepared me for this.
From day one we were treated like royalty. Ugo picked us up at the airport and took us back to Jaime's and we spent the afternoon by the pool chatting and sipping drinks. Now, you have to bare in mind that I never met these people before, Cc's met some of them but that was a while back. After a while Mauri arrived, he's the guy who set us up at Jaimes place, and the afternoon carried on. It just all clicked. These guys are the nicest guys, easy to talk to, down to earth, incredibly generous and a whole lot of fun to hang out with. We all made plans to go to this party the next day at this private Finca.
Finca de la Concepcion! This venue is awsome. The setting was fantastic. Everything was outdoors, big stage, fountain in the middle, live music, Burlesque dancers, free bar, Dj Martin Solveig and Ruben Moran playing his saxophone. So there we were dancing away barefeet in the grass with a happy crowd. The place was going off! This night was unforgettable.
We spent most of our days by the pool chillin and when we went out it was always five star! Seriously, these boys knows how to party. We went to some great clubs: Olivia Valere, Dreamers and Tibu/Bubbles. Really good music and a great vibe every time. We would get there and we would dance more or less until closing. And you all know me, as long as I'm dancing I'm happy.
On my Bday Mauri took us out to Pappardella, an Italian restaurant in Puerto Banus. The food was exquisit! We washed it all down with some salmon pink-rosé champagne from Laurent-Perrier. Later Mauri's cousin Mario and his friend Amanda joined us and we all went to Studio 10 and the carried on to Dreamers. It was a fab evening and we ended it by watching the sun come up by the poolside at home. Honestly, could it get any better? No, I don't think so.
Obviously we did a bit of sightseeing, tried to do some shopping but failed miserably!?! I know, how is this possible! We also met up with Cc's cousins and went for dinner with them at their friends house. We borrowed Jaime's jeep and drove around a bit aswell and Cc got to show me were she used to live and some of the sights.
The journey back was f*cking awful. I felt really sad when Ccs cousin was driving us to the airport. I had this horrible lump in the pit of my stomach and my chest was all tight. We had to spend eight hours in Brussels before catching our plane to Copenhagen and I'm telling you, Brussels sucks! It was like the twilight zone, completly empty and bloody freezing too. No joke, I now sound like Barry White and have a cold from hell.
I could harp on about this all day and probably still not do it justice. Bottom line is, I loved it, I love the people I met and I'm definately going back! I miss it terribly already.
I'll leave yo with some "Marbella" tunes!
Mauri. Now there's a man who is one of a kind. A diamond in the rough. Not many people intrigue me, and a very selected few has made an impact on me. You did both!
